Surrender Monkey

Romney suspends White House bid
Romney withdraws from White House race
Romney bows out to leave McCain a clear run
Way clear for McCain as Romney quits, saying country comes first

So Mittens withdraws from the race. Why? Was it the money? Was it the party? Was it because he is a Mormon?

Romney, who spent more than $36m (£18m) of his own money on the campaign but failed to make a breakthrough on Super Tuesday, said he was standing aside for the sake of the party.

Or was it the fear of a Democrat in the White House?

“If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and frankly I’d be making it easier for Senator Clinton or [Barack] Obama to win,” Mr Romney said at the conference.

Or was it because he believed his campaign was aiding the terrorists?

“In this time of war I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror,” he told the Conservative Political Action Conference. “Because I love America, in this time of war I feel I have to now stand aside for our party and for our country”

Nope, he withdrew because he loves America.