I was casually looking at “Studio 45678 on the blah blah” (currently on hiatus) the other night. At one point one of the humans said to another human of the female variety (in order to assuage her concerns regarding her impending parenthood) words to the effect that god didn’t expect humanoid parents to hit the ground running. God didn’t expect. Human adults talking about god. With not a hint of irony. Human adults.
What is the problem with these humanoids?
It’s not that I don’t understand the younger generation’s obsession with “jesu, heart’s light”. For he was, after all, a foxy specimen and no mistake; he was always well dressed, he went to the gym regularly, he was built like a brick shit house (by all accounts), apparently he was hung like a donkey (that’s right ladies), and of course he was circumcised. Which young hormone-addled strumpet wouldn’t swoon at the thought of him?
But these were grown ups, and idolization of fictional characters should remain the domain of the younger generation.
There comes a time when children become adults. A time when each of us must put away the diversions of our youth, and take down from our bedroom walls the posters of our idols, as we each negotiate our passage to maturity.
Unless of course you are an American adult humanoid.
I found this promo a short while ago while searching for something on YouTube (can’t remember what it was I was originally looking for). Holy fracking cow!
Gisele Bündchen is said to be keen to avoid the US currency because of uncertainty over its strength.
Last month, billionaire investor Warren Buffett said that he was not confident about the strength of the dollar.
“We are still negative on the dollar relative to most other currencies so we bought stocks in companies that earn their money in other currencies,” he said of his Berkshire Hathaway investment vehicle.
And Jim Rogers, a former investor partner of George Soros, told the BBC that if he was buying currency now it would be the Chinese renminbi, the Japanese yen and the Swiss franc and not the US dollar.
Worlds prettiest economist says she will no longer accept payment in dollars. Will America shortly fabricate intelligence of WMDs on her person, launch an all-out diplomatic offensive, and subsequently invade her? If not, may I?