MandatePosted: January 23, 2007
Congratulations, oh imbecile in chief, oh unitary dissembler. You are now 28. And to celebrate, a musical interlude;
Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.
Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that’s our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!
You pays your money, and you takes your chances… Sleep well.