Religion Fever, or "God told me to skin you alive…"
Posted: January 3, 2007 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: US
Hi, my name is Insane Phuquer, and I’m an evangelical broadcaster. I’d like to share with you a conversation I had with my good friend The God yesterday. Below is a rough transcription of what went down;
“Insane Phuquer! I’d like to inform you about a wonderful smiting I will perform in the near future.”
“Oh yeah? Tell me more…”
“I was thinking of something nuclear… in a major urban area… many casualties… lets say NYC?”
“Oh yeah… smite them preverts and liberals… smite ’em good…”
“Insane Phuquer… are you masturbating?”
“But The God, surely you can tell…”
“STOP MASTURBATING PHUQUER!!!”
Or something like that… Thus spaketh The God. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a pressing concern to attend to / get intimate with. Peace out!
I.P. (through the agency of J.K.)