Porky Pig

When the young conservative Republican student claims to favor Ron Paul over the other presidential candidates, the male presenter exclaims “Whoa!”, as if he was surprised she had made it through the rigorous big-candidate friendly screening process.

presenter: You’d vote for a — so if it was Porky Pig, you would vote for him just as long as he’s a Democrat?
student: I’m sorry? What?
presenter: If it was Porky Pig would you vote for him, just because he’s a Democrat?
student: Now, that’s taking it a little far. But –

American mainstream media is a disgrace. No criticism, no analysis, willing felators and facilitators of power politics. Proudly serving fair and balanced excrement to an enormous population of ignorant, retarded, indolent, in-bred child-rapists and klansmen.

Huzzah!

J.K.

Ron Paul for President

Now there’s a rare commodity; a candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 presidential election who is intelligent, eloquent, insightful, not a “null set”…

Well, the question is, kind of, a non sequitur, if you will. What I mean by that — or a null set — that is that if you’re saying let’s turn back the clock and Saddam Hussein had opening up his country to IAEA inspectors and they’d come in and they’d found that there were no weapons of mass destruction, had Saddam Hussein therefore not violated United Nations resolutions, we wouldn’t be in the conflict we’re in. But he didn’t do those things, and we knew what we knew at the point we made the decision to get in.

not a warmonger, not a sociopath;

If it is up to me, we are going to explain that an attack on this homeland of that nature would be followed by an attack on the holy sites in Mecca and Medina

But of course he’ll be overlooked in favor of one of the other maniacs, in order to quench the blood-lust of a society in decline. In my wildest dreams I never thought I’d be rooting for a Republican underdog.

J.K.

Ron Paul on The Colbert Report

If you are an American, and a Republican, you probably should vote for Ron Paul. See how much better it would be to have a human (as opposed to a primate) as president for a change.

J.K.

p.s. your current president is a primate!